I need short jokes written in BRAZIL portuguese, (each joke is limited to maximum of 140 characters including spaces).
1. Cannot copy from a book, internet, or other sources.
2. Cannot be offensive, racist, or discriminatory.
3. I need 93 jokes. Please reply in English and describe your joke writing background, and post 5 sample short jokes (140 characters maximum).
4. Jokes must be funny.
Brazil residents preferred with paypal account.
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